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Meniere’s Disease: What Is It?

Meniere’s DiseaseRoz Warren is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection of Library Humor (affiliate link – get your copy today!). This piece was originally published on zestnow.com.
My new ear, nose and throat specialist thinks I’ve got something called Meniere’s Disease.
For all of you hypochondriacs out there, here are the symptoms:
Fullness in one ear.
Tinnitus (ringing ears).
Vertigo.
And occasionally? Migraines.
I’ve had ringing ears for decades, but Doctor Smith doesn’t think this is connected. This, apparently, is a brand new reason for my ears to ring.
Although we can’t be sure.
Meniere’s is one of the many things the medical profession doesn’t fully understand.
So what does this diagnosis mean? You guessed it! Hearing loss.
Apparently I’m going to go deaf in my right ear even faster than I was genetically destined to go deaf in that ear.
My dad and my Aunt Freda lived to be 87 and 94, respectively. In his last decade, my father definitely needed his hearing aid (although he continued to thrive as a psychoanalyst). And Aunt Freda was deaf as a post.
Holiday dinners with the two of them weren‘t tranquil. With dad, you had to SPEAK VERY LOUDLY. When it came to Aunt Freda you had to holler at the top of your lungs, but you never really knew if anything you said was getting through.
I always figured that if I were lucky enough to live that long, I, too, would go deaf. Unless the medical profession came up with a Miracle Cure for Deafness.
I am not counting on this.
Why not? My ears have been steadily ringing for close to three decades, and they have yet to come up with a Miracle Cure for Tinnitus. Nor, for that matter, have they cured my endometriosis. And they’ve had over a century to find a Miracle Cure for my brand new malady, which was discovered by a French doc named Prosper Meniere back in 1861.
I’ve apparently got a knack for coming down with chronic conditions that the medical profession can’t cure.
It could be worse, of course. While all of these conditions chip away at my quality of life and are deeply annoying, none of them is life-threatening. I’m sure that anybody with a cancer diagnosis would be happy to trade it in for what ails me. And while Meniere’s can become outrageously debilitating and depressing, my own case so far, has been mild.
Plus, I’m in good company! Other folks who have (or are thought to have had) Meniere’s include Marilyn Monroe, Mamie Eisenhower, Beethoven, Goya, Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth and Charles Darwin.
Plus, there’s only a 10% chance that I’ll experience Meniere’s weirdest symptom — the Drop Attack. This is a sudden fall without loss of consciousness, which is said to feel like “being pushed sharply to the floor from behind.”
That’s all I need. Dizziness. Ringing ears. Then — a pratfall.
I’ve already got some mild hearing loss, which I was totally unaware of until Dr. Smith ran some tests. A tech played a series of beeping tones of varying pitch in my ears, and I had to hit a button when I first heard each of them, which, for somebody who likes to excel on tests, was incredibly nerve-wracking.
So what can I do about this? Nothing at all. I can’t take meds, or supplements, or change my lifestyle or diet. It’s just going to happen. All I can do is enjoy my (mildly compromised) hearing while I’ve still got it.
So if there’s anything you have to say to me? Better say it now, while I can still hear you.
Roz Warren

Roz Warren writes for the New York Times, the Funny Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Jewish Forward and the Huffington Post. And she‘s been featured on the Today Show. (Twice!) Her 13th humor book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0692406468/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0692406468&linkCode=as2&tag=midliboule-20&linkId=Q7T2PPAVRT3PR37G">”Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor,"</a> is available on Amazon.

Roz Warren

Friday 18th of March 2016

Thanks! I've begun to put this excellent advice into practice. Even if it doesn't work, it's a healthy way to eat. I appreciate your taking the trouble to post a comment.

Betty

Friday 18th of March 2016

Diet and lifestyle can make a huge difference. Start with eliminating all sources of monosodium glutamate from your diet. This will be a trick. You will need to educated yourself of all the places and, names MSG is hidden in foods. Seconds, eat real food. Stay away from all boxed, canned, and, prepared foods. Next, go gluten free. If these changes are enough great! If not go grain free! This works for most. Finally, if you are one of the unlucky ones you might need to go histamine and, or salicylate free. You can feel good again. But, it will be an effort until the changes become "normal" for you.

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