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Belly Up to the Beer Bar…of Soap

This post first appeared on Mona Andrei’s personal blog, Moxie-Dude.

Belly Up to the Beer Soap

I wanted to share pure brilliance with you. Not MY brilliance but someone else’s …

Have you ever stumbled on something and thought, “Gee. I wish I had invented that?”

Well that’s exactly what happened when Greg and I walked into a local microbrewery. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I stumbled on beer. Logical assumption but Greg is a beer drinker so I get to see beer every day occasionally.

Nope. What I’m talking about goes much deeper than beer. And not only do I wish I had invented this thing, which I’m about to share with you in a minute (depending on how fast you read), but I’ve come up with a way that said great find can even save troubled relationships.

And here it is. *Insert drum roll*

I present to you …


Can you imagine the possibilities?


You’ve been with your significant other long enough for you both to take each other for granted. Then one day you decide that you want to be wined and dined. You want to be reminded of what it feels like to be completely in love and have someone else adore you as though you were the only woman on earth. So you suggest a date night.

You: I was thinking … it’s been awhile since we’ve gone out. You know. Just the two of us.

Him: How much is this going to cost?

And you realize that possibly the romance part of your relationship is broken.


You take a shower. Or bath if you prefer. And instead of your usual fruity-scented body wash, you lather up with BEER SOAP.

Suddenly your significant other can’t keep his hands off you. This time when you suggest date night he responds with great anticipation – the way he USED TO when you first started dating a million years ago.


Men are not complicated at all.

Cheers! Pun intended.


Mona Andrei

Mona Andrei is a technical writer for a serious company in a serious industry. When she’s had enough serious for one day, she likes to write irreverent posts for her personal blog, Moxie-Dude, life updates gone wrong. Or right. She’s undecided. Follow her on Twitter @MoxieDude

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