Christi Pelt

Christi is a freelance ghostwriter, which isn't nearly as scary as it sounds. She is also a recent breast cancer survivor, which is exactly as scary as it sounds. In her spare time, she can be spotted walking her geriatric dog, waiting patiently for her hair to grow, or laughing at her own jokes.

Living in modern society’s version of a manufactured Mayberry (the gated community) has its perks. One of those perks is that when the driver of a van pulls over and rolls down the window while you’re walking your dog, your first instinct isn’t to shout, “Stranger danger!” and make a break for it—dragging your aging …

The Water Bottle Lady